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  • UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!

    UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!

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    The Chaotic Beach Escape: A Tidal Wave of Friendships and Regret 🚗🌊

    Welcome, weary traveler, to The Chaotic Beach Escape—a Minecraft server fizzing with the frenetic energy of friendships creaking under the weight of awkwardness and unsaid words. Here, destiny pulls you into a maelstrom of decisions as questionable as the motives behind that suspiciously empty sandwich. Delve into a world where joy coexists with existential dread, and everyone is simultaneously your friend and an untrustworthy stranger!


    🌌 Introduction: Dive Headfirst into Absurdity!

    Strap in! You’re not just entering a server—you’re stepping into a surreal bromance of cosmic proportion, where boundaries blur and lap-sitting becomes a rite of passage. Did Sarah truly think that squish-fest would be fun? Join now, and confront the unfiltered mess of emotional wrecks and dubious travel plans. Was it a beach trip or an elaborate trap? Only one way to find out!


    🚀 Features & Mechanics: What Awaits Your Fateful Adventure?

    FeatureDescription
    Lap of LuxurySit on the lap of a stranger—or a creeper. Choose wisely!
    Beach Reads Gone WrongEncounter “literary haikus” of confusion while munching a sandwich alone.
    Lovey-Dovey HazeSee if you can escape from the clutches of affection-induced sulkiness.
    The “You Go, Girl!” BufferMotivate your friends into bad decisions—bonus points for chaos!
    Epic Uber TransportOrchestrate the most dramatic escapes when the ride gets too intense.

    🌀 Player Testimonials (or Dire Warnings?)

    “I once thought I could sit on the sidelines, but then the universe threw a lap in my direction. 10/10 would awkwardly squish again!” — Dave, Unpaid Psychologist

    “If feeling like a third wheel is your thing, this server is your jam! My sandwich really was the highlight.” — Linda, Professional Feeler


    🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

    Q: Why am I here? A: Sand. Sun. Suffering. The tropical trifecta of chaos.

    Q: Is Sarah secretly an emissary of doom? A: The truth lies in the depth of the ocean, which has now taken your plans hostage.


    🔮 Conspiracy Corner: The Unraveling Threads of Reality

    💡 Strange whispers of "The Cult of Sand" suggest that your presence fuels a hidden agenda of friendship-purging. Who even is James? Could he be a government experiment to study human despair under sun exposure? Are those guys truly there for the ocean, or are they fishmen in disguise?


    🚧 Warning: May Induce Existential Dread

    Caution! Entering this server might lead to reflection on your own friend group dynamics. Feelings of paranoia and existential crises may ensue as you question where your sandwiches came from… and why you’re sitting on a lap when you could just stand. Only the bold should venture here.


    💀 Call to Arms (or Sandals): Join the Madness!

    Embrace your fate! Throw caution to the digital winds, grab your friend (or don’t), and dive into the chaotic embrace of The Chaotic Beach Escape. But beware—the tides of destiny creep ever closer, and who knows what misadventures await as you navigate the murky waters of camaraderie and unease? Trust no one, especially when they offer you a sandwich.

    Hit that join button or risk being forever a bystander in your own confusing narrative! 🌊👾


    Welcome to your descent into madness. Good luck!

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  • Koldrix GROUP

    Koldrix GROUP

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    Survival Game! Economy! Towny!

    Others plugins: – ChestShop – Authme – PVP Arena – Mob Arena – Jobs – DynMap – Quests

    koldrix.com

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  • Water smp

    Water smp

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    Water SMP is a whitelisted survival server that aims to provide an authentic Minecraft experience without any game-altering plugins. To join and start playing, you must apply through our Discord server. Please note that you must be a legal adult (18 years or older) to apply.

    Here’s what Water SMP has to offer:

    – Nether Highway Hub: Our Nether Hub provides convenient access to your bases.– Active Shop District: Engage in the economy within our server’s dedicated shop district. Trade and interact with other players to acquire resources and items.– Player-Run Economy: Take part in a dynamic player-run economy, where you can set up your own shops, buy and sell items, and contribute to the in-game marketplace.– Vote Rewards: By actively voting for our server, you can earn vote rewards.– Anti-Griefing Measures: Water SMP server implements anti-griefing measures to protect your builds and ensure a positive gameplay experience.– Growing Community: Interact with like-minded players, collaborate on projects, and forge new friendships.– Live Map of the Server: Stay updated with the server’s progress and explore its vast landscapes through our live map feature.

    To apply for access to Water SMP, please visit our Discord server: discord.com/invite/nrUepxZQAw

    Server IP: play.watersmp.online

    We look forward to welcoming you to the Water SMP community!

    147.135.9.222:25684

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  • ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft

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    ScuteCraft Network (OP Factions) Join now with IP: play.scutecraft.net Now on 1.16.1!

    ScuteCraft is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. We’re constantly adding new ideas and open to all. We look forward to having you as a part of our community!

    Features: -OP Factions – OP prison -Creative (Now with larger plots) -Survival

    IP: play.scutecraft.net Website: www.scutecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nUZS5kh

    play.scutecraft.net

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  • Factions-Central

    Factions-Central

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    New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

    play.factions-central.net

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  • Lagcraft

    Lagcraft

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    LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

    A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

    Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

    lag0carft.aternos.me

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  • Team_SAO

    Team_SAO

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    Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

    Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

    147.135.191.63

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  • UMBCraft

    UMBCraft

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    A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

    umbcraft.online

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  • Pvplab

    Pvplab

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    PvPLab [1.8-1.20] – PvPLab is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Skyblock [1.8-1.20]Factions [1.8]Kitmap [1.8-1.20]Survival [1.20] and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.

    mc.pvplab.org:19132

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  • DormantMC

    DormantMC

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    Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

    play.dormantmc.com:25568

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  • Andromeda

    Andromeda

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    • Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

    91.134.189.238:25597

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