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StripClubBudget100

Argument, BI CURIOUS, BIASED, bimbo, Budget, Compliment, Entertainment, feelings, female friends, husband, Intimacy, joint account, lap dances, leering, Limits, naked women, Négotiation, overreacting, spending limit, strip club, StripClubBudget100

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL

adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	702
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Emeralds Found:	4672	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.

Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!

BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub

adhd, autism, Behavioral Disorders, BlockyBabies, child development, childhood obesity, conduct disorders, health outcomes, Hub, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal obesity, Medical research, mental health, mother-child pairs, neurodevelopmental disorders, obesity, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

bethesda, bethesda games, Crafty, creations, game bugs, game criticism, game design, game development, game disappointment, game expectations, game fans, game glitches, game innovation, game patches, game publishers, game quality, game studios, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, video game controversy, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Valuable Minecraft SMP Items

Antiques, appreciating collectibles, collectible market, collectible treasures, collectible value, Collectibles, increasing value collectibles, Investment, Items, long term investments, Minecraft, rare items, smp, valuable, valuable antiques, valuable collectible items, valuable collectibles, valuable heirlooms, valuable items, valuable possessions, valuable rare items, valuable vintage items, vintage items, worth over time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7693	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you collect are diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because on our server, we have collectable items that increase in worth over time! Imagine finding a rare potato that turns into a valuable golden potato after a week – now that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!

CraftyPutinNoMatch

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinNoMatch, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, president, russia, talks, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

#sustainability, agriculture, BEES, Biodiversity, Birds, ecosystem, Environment, food access, food distribution, food insecurity, food production, food supply, food waste, global issue, Hunger, hunger crisis, HungryCraft, knees, natural balance, pollination, Server, starvation, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!

Heartfelt Gossip: Ladies’ PvP Edge

ADVANTAGE, Behavior, Communication, concern, Conflict, edge, Empathy, female competition, friendship, gossip, Heartfelt, intrasexual competition, judgment, ladies, Manipulation, Perception, Psychology, PvP, relationships, Rivalry, social dynamics, strategy, Support, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	60
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the gossip is as juicy as a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day. we got all the tea on who’s building what, who’s mining where, and who’s stealing diamonds from their neighbors. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the drama of the game.

plus, our players are always looking out for each other, like a pack of protective wolves. if someone tries to grief your build, you can bet your bottom dollar that the whole server will come to your rescue. it’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but with more explosions and lava pits.

so if you’re looking for a server where drama is encouraged, gossip is currency, and alliances are formed over a shared love of trolling, then look no further. join us and become part of the most chaotic, yet strangely supportive, community in all of minecraft. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Chili Threads Minecraft Server

chili, chili threads, Conspiracy Theory, cyber attack, forum activity, forum moderation, forum posts, forum threads, internet forum, internet security, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, online security, online threats, online trolling, Raided, Server, Spam, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, Threads, trolling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and chili threads! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being raided by mobs, players, and maybe even a rogue band of chili enthusiasts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a spicy good time!

Owie Zowie Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Avengers, battle, comics, Cosmic, Epic, infinity gauntlet, Infinity Power, infinity saga, infinity stones, infinity war, Marvel, Minecraft, OWIE, OWIE ZOWIE, power, smp, strength, Superheroes, THANOS, Universe, zowie, ZOWIERIGHT

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	7591

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base filled with infinity stones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders, and participate in epic building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that can be ridden into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to scream “OWIE ZOWIE” as you dive headfirst into the insanity!

SpyCamCraft Minecraft Server

black hair, brother-in-law, Creams, family conflict, Gaslighting, Hidden Camera, invasion of privacy, lotion, Minecraft, missing items, neatness, OCD, personal belongings, privacy violation, roommates, secret camera, Server, SpyCamCraft, Surveillance, theft, trust issues, tweezers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	293

Are you tired of mysterious disappearances and unexplained hair on your belongings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can install secret cameras in your virtual room to catch those pesky thieves in the act. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that it’s not your brother-in-law after all, but a sneaky creeper trying to steal your diamonds. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join now and uncover the truth behind the disappearing tweezers and misplaced lighters!