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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4692 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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