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CLEXMC – YouTube server clex server Minecraft

#youtube, Anarchy, Bed wars, Bedwars, clex server, CLEXMC, Minecraft, RandomRush, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, thepit, YouTuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Youtuber clex server or clexxd.On the server you can find such modes as: Anarchy, Skyblock, Bedwars and ThePit.And our author’s mode: RandomRush

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Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

career, employment, hunt, Job, job hunting, job market, Job Search, job search advice, job search assistance, job search guidance, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search support, job search tips, job search urgency, job seeking, lack of motivation, lack of urgency, Lazy, Minecraft, motivation, Server, Urgency, vaginal health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2698	Star Shards Collected:	206
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

cheerful, classic, comfort, easy watch, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, Good Mood, Happy, Heartwarming, Joyful, light-hearted, mood booster, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, pick me up, Positive, Relaxation, stress relief, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	3049
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!