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  • UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!

    UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Chaotic Beach Escape: A Tidal Wave of Friendships and Regret 🚗🌊

    Welcome, weary traveler, to The Chaotic Beach Escape—a Minecraft server fizzing with the frenetic energy of friendships creaking under the weight of awkwardness and unsaid words. Here, destiny pulls you into a maelstrom of decisions as questionable as the motives behind that suspiciously empty sandwich. Delve into a world where joy coexists with existential dread, and everyone is simultaneously your friend and an untrustworthy stranger!


    🌌 Introduction: Dive Headfirst into Absurdity!

    Strap in! You’re not just entering a server—you’re stepping into a surreal bromance of cosmic proportion, where boundaries blur and lap-sitting becomes a rite of passage. Did Sarah truly think that squish-fest would be fun? Join now, and confront the unfiltered mess of emotional wrecks and dubious travel plans. Was it a beach trip or an elaborate trap? Only one way to find out!


    🚀 Features & Mechanics: What Awaits Your Fateful Adventure?

    FeatureDescription
    Lap of LuxurySit on the lap of a stranger—or a creeper. Choose wisely!
    Beach Reads Gone WrongEncounter “literary haikus” of confusion while munching a sandwich alone.
    Lovey-Dovey HazeSee if you can escape from the clutches of affection-induced sulkiness.
    The “You Go, Girl!” BufferMotivate your friends into bad decisions—bonus points for chaos!
    Epic Uber TransportOrchestrate the most dramatic escapes when the ride gets too intense.

    🌀 Player Testimonials (or Dire Warnings?)

    “I once thought I could sit on the sidelines, but then the universe threw a lap in my direction. 10/10 would awkwardly squish again!” — Dave, Unpaid Psychologist

    “If feeling like a third wheel is your thing, this server is your jam! My sandwich really was the highlight.” — Linda, Professional Feeler


    🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

    Q: Why am I here? A: Sand. Sun. Suffering. The tropical trifecta of chaos.

    Q: Is Sarah secretly an emissary of doom? A: The truth lies in the depth of the ocean, which has now taken your plans hostage.


    🔮 Conspiracy Corner: The Unraveling Threads of Reality

    💡 Strange whispers of "The Cult of Sand" suggest that your presence fuels a hidden agenda of friendship-purging. Who even is James? Could he be a government experiment to study human despair under sun exposure? Are those guys truly there for the ocean, or are they fishmen in disguise?


    🚧 Warning: May Induce Existential Dread

    Caution! Entering this server might lead to reflection on your own friend group dynamics. Feelings of paranoia and existential crises may ensue as you question where your sandwiches came from… and why you’re sitting on a lap when you could just stand. Only the bold should venture here.


    💀 Call to Arms (or Sandals): Join the Madness!

    Embrace your fate! Throw caution to the digital winds, grab your friend (or don’t), and dive into the chaotic embrace of The Chaotic Beach Escape. But beware—the tides of destiny creep ever closer, and who knows what misadventures await as you navigate the murky waters of camaraderie and unease? Trust no one, especially when they offer you a sandwich.

    Hit that join button or risk being forever a bystander in your own confusing narrative! 🌊👾


    Welcome to your descent into madness. Good luck!

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  • DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL

    DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL

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    Are you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig!

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  • Wholesome Lap in December

    Wholesome Lap in December

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • KidCraft Adventures

    KidCraft Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

    Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

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  • NerdsMC

    NerdsMC

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    NerdsMC is a minecraft server open to crack version. There is Prop Hunt, MissileWars, Creative, Parkour, Spleef, Sumo and much more. The server is open from 1.8 to 1.19

    nerdsmc.net:25590

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  • Ragnarok Trails and Tales SMP

    Ragnarok Trails and Tales SMP

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    Welcome to Ragnarok!, a whitelisted Minecraft server running on the 23w14a snapshot and set to be updated to the highly anticipated 1.20 upon its release.

    Our server provides a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere for players who love to play vanilla Minecraft in its purest form.

    At Ragnarok, we believe that playing Minecraft should be about the experience and the community. Therefore, we have created a server that is completely vanilla with no plugins, datapacks, or addons. This ensures that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive and survive in the game.

    Our community has been active since 2013 and we are always looking for new members to join us. We value respect, kindness, and cooperation, and we strive to maintain a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone.

    Although our server is moderated, we are not an anarchy server. We want to ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on our server without worrying about griefing or other disruptive behavior.

    If you are interested in joining our community, please join our Discord server and apply to be whitelisted.

    Discord Link:

    51.83.66.160:25577

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  • JeildsCraft

    JeildsCraft

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    This is a Modded SMP Server with lots of mods like Proximity Chat, Ice And Fire, Create with all the addons and more!!!

    LORE

    It is the year 1929 and Sanilia, once a prospering world, has been ruined by greed and war. The battlefields are filled with the corpses of soldiers that fought for their country’s power. Meanwhile, the towns and cities have been reduced to rubble. The country is now in a state of chaos and poverty, undoubtedly caused by the selfishness of its rulers. In an effort to reclaim its former glory, seven powerful leaders come together to form a council of power. They plan to rebuild Sanilia from the ashes and restore it to its former state.

    relaxandplay.apexmc.co

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  • CrazySMP

    CrazySMP

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    Unleash the best in you and join the CrazySMP. With its remarkably varied features and fulfilling content, you’ll never get bored! Get ready to play with some big content creators, make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!

    crazysmp.org

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  • tropic-network

    tropic-network

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    𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐂 𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊

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    ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴡᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ and ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴀ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ: OUT NOW! ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ: 1/5/2023

    our new ip dont work for bedrock right now Bedrock ip: 74.208.186.57 Bedrock port: 20088

    tropic.mc-galaxy.net:20088

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  • HungryNetwork

    HungryNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    VOTERS: Make sure you’re online on the LOBBY server! Otherwise you may not get your vote rewards.

    Our server does have a few rules, they consist of the following:

    – Please don’t be rude to other users. We don’t care about chat filtering much, but if people are openly being terrible people, action will be taken. – Please don’t hack, its annoying – Most mods are allowed, invmove is allowed specifically, as its handy for some people.

    We support the SimpleVoiceChat mod and the CustomizablePlayerModels mod!

    HungryNetwork or FACraft is a network of Minecraft servers. We currently only have a Factions Survival server, but we are planning to add a minigames network soon as well.

    The factions server has custom items and custom bosses, just make sure to allow the resource pack when you join.

    play.hungrynetwork.net

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  • Anarchy 2B2T

    Anarchy 2B2T

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    Server 2B2T, join pirates,plemium account Cheat allow . Join to my server You ready ? Ok let’s go

    mc.play-dragon.space

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  • LsTeam

    LsTeam

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    LsTeam is a server with lots of secrets and adventure, it’s a server with lots of creativity and made in 1 year, time between 20 and 18 or 20 and 19, not much lag except when you rtp it’s a bit lag but not much LsTeam-

    lstm.mooo.com:22295

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  • Sotanium Network

    Sotanium Network

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    What is Sotanium? It’s a pvp server Faction Mini-games and it’s it’s a farmtowin Because we can have gems (Sotanium Money) to have grades. Yes But how to get gems? You can get gems by killing people

    Sotanium.tk:48327

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  • GrimMC

    GrimMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    GrimMC is a thrilling cracked Minecraft network that welcomes both Premium and cracked players alike. Our server has seen a steady growth in its player base since its initial release, with players from all over the world enjoying our incredible game modes and becoming part of our beloved community. Eager to start playing? Join us at play.GrimMC.net! Our unique style and touch are evident in our renowned and exciting games such as Survival Games, RedstonePvP, PvP, and more! Our goal is to provide a fun and enjoyable player experience, with game modes that are lag-free and fun to play. Don’t wait any longer, join us now at mc.GrimMC.net!

    grimmc.net

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