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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	7867
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4794	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5675
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7468	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!