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BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Potions Brewed:	76
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

black hair, cuck, DankCraft, determination, empowerment, Excuses, fat, fat Mexican, gtgo, Holding, Improvement, incel, JOKE, memesfordays, Mexican, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, outside, paypig, positivity, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, success, thinking, trendyservers, ugly bastard, voluptuous white girl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

Creeper’s Paradise: AI DegenerateCraft

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, CREEPERS, DegenerateCraft, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Girls, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, Other links, Paradise, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Vae, VT, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Void Gems Collected:	14

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with girls that look like a pixelated version of your dream crush! Want to build a virtual relationship with a blocky beauty? Look no further!

But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.

Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!

HateCraft Server: Selling out like a pro #notsorry #minecraftlife #whyamIplayingthis #gamerprobs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.

Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.

And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?

So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!

CraftyBritz 3D Printz

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	282
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

WitchCrafted: Unleash the Beast – #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the tsundere characters are starting to show their soft side? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it’s even melting the hearts of the toughest players out there. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as these tsundere characters navigate their way through blocky adventures and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself shedding a tear or two (from laughter, of course). So come on, hop on board and witness the transformation of the most stubborn players into mushy marshmallows. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

N-Word Nether Realm: Where Mistakes Meet Minecraft Memes! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks! #CancelledCultureCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Tired of getting caught saying the n-word in inappropriate situations? Join our Minecraft server, where you can say whatever you want without fear of HR busting your balls! Our virtual world is a safe space for all your dirty jokes and politically incorrect ramblings. Plus, if anyone tries to report you, just tell them you were talking to a zombie pigman! Join now and let your inner edgelord run wild!

VoteCraft: Presidential/PM Tier List Server

Analysis, AUTHORITY, Correct, Country, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Global, Government, leadership, list, Objective, opinion, Politics, power, president, PresidentialPM, prime minister, Ranking, Ruling, Server, Tier, Tier List, VoteCraft, world leaders

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old politics and government rankings? Come join our Minecraft server where YOU can become the supreme ruler of your very own virtual country! No more pesky elections or diplomatic negotiations, just pure unadulterated power and control over your pixelated kingdom.

Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.

PixelPenguinMC: Splatoon Edition

Community, competitive, console, Edition, Fun, Gaming, Inkling, Nintendo, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, paint, Paintball, PixelPenguinMC, Shooter, Shooting game, splatoon, Squid, turf war, video games, Wii U

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Emeralds Found:	8126	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Pretendo to get their act together? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why waste time waiting for things to get sorted when you can join us and start building epic structures and battling it out with other players right now?

Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).