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TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Cultural differences, cute imouto, Dereru, family drama, FANTASY, forbidden love, humor, Jealousy, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, romance, Russia-go, Russian whore, sibling rivalry, sister complex, slice of life, smp, Tokidoki Bosotto, TokidokiAlya, Tonari no Alya-san

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

SnoozeCamCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Humiliation, husband, invasion of privacy, overreacting, personal space, posting photos, privacy, Respect, Sleeping, SnoozeCamCraft, social media, Trust, Ugly Pics, Upset

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).

Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

NutsCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic crisis, enter Israel, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, Israeli, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NutsCraft, Politics, provocation, response, rhetoric, Server, Statement, Tensions, threat, Turkish president, world leaders

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so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

DegreeCraftAU

academic standards, accusations, Australian universities, DegreeCraftAU, Degrees, education system, English Proficiency, higher education, international students, language assessment, language barriers, language competency, language education, language fluency, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language proficiency test, language requirements, language skills, language support, Students

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so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

awkward, awkward situations, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, Manners, opposite, personal space, physical contact, relationships, right way, RubbedTheWrongWayCraft, Rubbing, social cues, social interactions, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable feeling, wrong way

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Gamercraft

Cross-Play, Survival

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Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.

Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.

Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!

Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!

Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!

Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!

3.73.243.198:25807

LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

Allowed, Builders, Cheats, Creative, hermitcraft, Inspect, Inspired, interview, interview process, invite, ip address, LibertySMP, Maps, Minecraft, Mob, Opening, Pacific, Pictures, player head, Plugins, selection, Server, SURVIVE, Timezones, Vanilla, vanilla aspect, Wednesday

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Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Opening Date	2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific
Plugins	Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect
Server IP	147.135.105.201:25605

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message the owner to be invited and interviewed
Is the server strictly vanilla?	Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins
What time does the server open?	7:00 Pacific on Wednesday
Can I bring my friends to the server?	You can ask the owner for permission

Kamala’s Crafty Server

Crafty, Everyone loves, Everyone loves Kamala, kamala, Kamala 2024, Kamala appreciation, Kamala enthusiast, Kamala fan, Kamala for president, kamala harris, Kamala loves, Kamala Super duper, Kamala supporter, Kamala tagline, Kamala VP, Kamalas, Server, super duper, Super duper enthusiast, Super duper fan, Super duper Kamala, Super duper supporter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?

3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!

4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, banter, BELIEF, blocky, commentary, critique, Evaluation, feelings, general opinion, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, reaction, sentiment, smp, Stance, Thoughts, Viewpoint, Views, VT, vts, Vulpixsi

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Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island

animal breeding, breedable mobs, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming, Gender Identity, gender in games, Gender Roles, genetic diversity, Hermaphrodite, ISLAND, love, Minecraft, minecraft children, Minecraft Gameplay, minecraft mobs, Minecraft species, mingle, Mob, mob breeding, reproductive system, video games, virtual breeding, virtual world

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LOL join this server if u wanna see some CRAZY mob lovin’ action! we got pigs makin’ babies with chickens, cows gettin’ freaky with sheep, it’s a whole MOB ORGY up in here! come witness the miracle of Minecraft hermaphrodite mobs and join the wildest server in town! who needs regular old breeding mechanics when u can have this kind of chaos?! come on in, the mob lovin’ is fine!

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Sensational Lansdale Minecraft Servers

TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NutsCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

DegreeCraftAU

Stats November 22, 2024

Gamercraft

Stats November 22, 2024

LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

Stats November 22, 2024

Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ:

Kamala’s Crafty Server

Stats November 22, 2024

VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7