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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8678 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 697 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
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Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!
So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.