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Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	9625	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	805
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	2243	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	384	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	468
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	9694	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.