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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8030 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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