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YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	4676	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	762	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	330	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.