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Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	288	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Votes:	9234
New Chunks Explored:	846695	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	592634
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!

Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.