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KamalaCraft SMP – “Harris’ Homies & Fam”

CHANGE, Democratic nominee, Diversity, election, empowerment, EXCITEMENT, fam, family, Friends, Future, harris, history-making, homies, inspiration, kamala harris, KamalaCraft, leadership, Politics, progress, reactions, representation, smp, Support, Unity, vice president

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	3000	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are they all shooketh like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of players who are all about that Kamala Harris hype! Join us for a chance to build a White House replica and hold your own presidential debates in the chat. Who needs real politics when you can have virtual ones with diamond swords and enchanted armor? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a political adventure like no other!

HairRage Minecraft Server

big face, Communication Issues, crying, emotional response, family dynamics, Guilt, hair preferences, hair products, hair styling, hair transformation, hair treatment, Haircut, HairRage, Minecraft, mother-daughter conflict, octopus cut, personal appearance, perspective needed, rebonded hair, salon experience, Self-expression, Server, silent treatment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like getting your hair rebonded against your will! Join us for a hair-raising adventure filled with octopus cuts, blowdrying battles, and stylist showdowns.

On our server, you can express your unique style without the fear of someone forcing a rebond on you. We understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted hair transformations and we’re here to provide a safe space for all your hair-related woes.

So come join us and let your hair down (or up, or sideways – we don’t judge) in a world where the only thing you’ll be rebonding is your friendship with fellow players. Who needs a haircut when you can have a hair-raising good time on our server? Join now and let the hair games begin!

CatLitterCatastrophe

Boundaries, CatLitterCatastrophe, Communication, Emotional support, EUTHANASIA, family dynamics, Grief, Grieving Process, pet adoption, pet bereavement, pet care, pet companionship., pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet memorial, pet ownership, pet supplies, sister

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over litter boxes? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to create your own world where no one can steal your cat’s litter box without permission. Build a majestic castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against creepers.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated fortress. Join now and leave the litter box drama behind!

FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4745
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

JapGeekyGamer Minecraft SMP

Asian stereotypes, Combat sports, cultural misinterpretations, cultural perceptions, Geek Culture, geeky, Japanese culture, Japanese wrestling, JapGeekyGamer, japs, Martial Arts, martial arts fandom, martial arts history, media representation, Minecraft, self marks, Shoot fighters, smp, Stereotypes, video analysis, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and become a part of a community where players believe they are actually professional wrestlers in disguise as Minecraft characters. That’s right, forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be body slamming creepers and drop kicking zombies like a true wrestling superstar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring hidden deep within the server, where players can battle it out for the title of Champion of the Blocks. Will you be the one to reign supreme and claim your diamond-encrusted belt?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the ridiculousness begin!

PresidentialSurvivalCraft – Minecraft Server

american history, AUTHORITY, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, desert island, Government, Hierarchy, History, hypothetical scenario, leader, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, Presidency, PresidentialSurvivalCraft, Server, Survival, teamwork, US Presidents

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Emeralds Found:	8990	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every US president in history is dropped onto a deserted island together. It’s like a crazy presidential Hunger Games, but with creepers and zombies instead of tributes. Will Abraham Lincoln use his top hat as a shield? Will Teddy Roosevelt ride a bear into battle? Will George Washington chop down trees with his wooden teeth? Join this server and find out who will emerge as the ultimate leader of the presidential island! Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown of historical proportions.

BagCraft Server – Where Pixels Meet Laughs

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, laughs, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Meet, pixels, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, serenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Total Assault: Perorodzilla” where you can battle giant monsters and show off your combat skills. Plus, our “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” event will have you dancing with joy as you recruit new friends and allies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

acknowledgment, Africans, anti-racism, ashamed, Blacks, Chaos, Competition, competitive, CrudeCraft, Cultural differences, Enzo is le racist, Europeans, hate, inferiority complex, jokes that hurt, prejudice, smp, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, symbiotic relation, team dynamics, the crude reality, truth behind jokes, Unleash

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Villages Defended:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

NieceNotInvited18Plus

Adult-only, Backlash, Brainstem glioma, Cancer, children, Disappointment, Empathy, Event, family, funding, immaturity, Invitation, Maturity, Niece, NieceNotInvited18Plus, regret, sick, Sympathy, Treatment, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where kids aren’t allowed? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your niece with Brainstem glioma to attend a wedding! Join us for a magical experience where everyone is welcome, even if they throw tantrums over cake sizes. Our server is the only place where you can celebrate love, friendship, and massive dessert bars all in one place. So come on over and let your inner child (or immature 13-year-old niece) run wild!