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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3534 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 885 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
