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Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft
So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally! -
Tanagra Internet Adventures

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!
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BoyfriendPrettyAITA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.
Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!
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Java Survival


Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
Server Goals:
- Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
- Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
Server Rules:
Rule Description No excessively offensive language Keep the chat friendly and respectful. No politics or other controversial topics Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ builds and belongings. Do not build too close to other players Give enough space between your builds and others. Be respectful to others and be kind! Treat others with kindness and respect. No advertising Avoid advertising other servers or services. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.
Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?
A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.
Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.
Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.
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Crafty Blind Gamers

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a saturday night. we got diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf and creepers that tell dad jokes while they explode.our server is so lit that even blind people can see the fun. they say that playing on our server is like eating a rainbow made of skittles and unicorn farts.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking chickens. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
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Crafty Language Land

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE! -
Pixel Potty Mouths

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!
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Lingerie Fails in English

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, u will neva find a server as crazy as dis one. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and ur sword will be sharper than a diamond pickaxe.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft. u might even stumble upon herobrine himself, playin’ a game of chess with a zombie pigman.
so, what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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VanillaWarfare


Minecraft Server Overview
IP Address VanilaWar.20tps.ru Server Availability 24/7 Location Europe Privileges No private areas, free to engage in PvP Language Russian only Plugins AuthMe, Clear Lag, Core Protect, etc. Discord VanillaWarfare Discord World Border 30 million x 30 million blocks FAQ
1. Can I speak English on the server?
No, the server is in Russian only. You can try using translation tools or find a friend who knows both Russian and English.
2. When was the server created?
The server was created on January 3, 2025.
3. How do I ask questions on the server?
You can ask questions in the chat channel labeled “чат”.
4. What are the server rules?
You can find the server rules in the “правила” channel, which you can translate if needed.



