join us if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, our server IP is xxx.FlyingPigsAndMacarenaCows.xxx so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join the fun!
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Gray Area Gaming
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this one is so cray cray u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle. the spelling of gray is a grey area on this server, so u better watch out for those sneaky e’s. -
GrandmaCraft: The Granny Approved Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is, like, off the charts bonkers!we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!
oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!
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JihadCraft: Resistance vs IsraeliArmy
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil villagers tried to take over our land. But guess what? We fought back like true warriors and turned them into cute little bunnies! That’s right, bunnies! So if you want to unleash your inner warrior and turn your enemies into fluffy creatures, then join us now! Plus, our server has the most epic battles you’ll ever see, with dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin! Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit! So come on over and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow! -
BaguetteCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where people get offended over harmless jokes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage outrageous humor and crazy antics!One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!
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WaterMeatCraft
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fish are considered water-meat and the sheep are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a chicken wearing a top hat.But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to groove with these funky animals while exploring our vast and bizarre world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese.
So why wait? Join us now and discover the goofiest things in your language while embarking on hilarious adventures that will leave you laughing for days!
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FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP
Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean 😉 We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! 🚒🔥 #MinecraftMadness -
SpaceCraft Fun Zone
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is run by aliens from outer space! dey speak chinese and hindi and dey built dis server with their alien technology. u can mine for diamonds on mars, fight off zombie aliens, and even ride a spaceship to other planets! but be warned, dey also have a pet dragon dat roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players. so if u think u got what it takes to survive in dis intergalactic world, join now and show dem aliens who’s boss! -
SqueejCraft
Welcome to SqueejCraft Minecraft Server
Server Information:
IP squeejcraft.com Map map.squeejcraft.com:53974 Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 Bedrock IP 172.93.103.228 Bedrock Port 25565 Website https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net Overview:
We’re a single server network with a strong focus on server quality and performance without having to strip the game of its vanilla mechanics. Started in 2019 by a redstone enthusiast who struggled to find a public server that could handle his builds, SqueejCraft has perfected the art of running a server optimally using some of the best software & hardware available. Build anything that your heart desires without fear of lag prevention measures ruining your projects. We are a semi-vanilla Survival server set to hard difficulty, with vanilla mob spawn mechanics, villager behavior, and much more.
Rules:
What’s allowed:
- Light swearing, some words will get censored by the swear filter
- Vanilla duping, such as redstone dupers
- All vanilla exploits, such as bedrock breaking
What’s not allowed:
- No discriminatory or obscene language
- No arguing or fighting, resolve matters peacefully
- No hacking. We will catch you
- No xray (you can’t anyway)
- No griefing
- No stealing
- No advertising
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30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP
Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!
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WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.