so, like, you know how discounts are all about saving money and stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about counting! count all the blocks, count all the mobs, count all the diamonds you find! it’s like a math class, but way more fun! plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do calculus and now he’s the smartest mob in the game! join us for some counting fun and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about numbers!
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CraftyCountdown
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NoCapCraft
Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?
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Life’s a brew-tea on Java Survival, just add monsters and survival!
Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to…
1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.Server rules
Rule Description No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is key in our community. No politics or other controversial topics We aim to keep the server a friendly environment for everyone. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits We value fair play and integrity. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and belongings. Do not build too close to other players Give other players space to build and explore. Be respectful to others and be kind! Kindness and respect go a long way in our community. No advertising We do not allow advertising of other servers or products.
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CraftyPissOffHubby
Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?
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PixelPottyMouth
Are you tired of getting kicked from servers for dropping F-bombs left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let loose with all the creative swear word alternatives your heart desires! From “fudge nuggets” to “flipping flapjacks”, we’ve got you covered.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers while shouting out ridiculous swear word substitutes that will have your fellow players rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try coming up with your own wacky swear word alternatives to share with the rest of the community.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue as you curse up a storm in the most family-friendly way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ShadeSprintCraft
join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.
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BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.
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Crafty F Off Zone
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!
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Lost in TranslationCraft
Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!
So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.
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CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?
join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own profanity-filled research paper title and show off ur mad scientist skills! our server is so lit, even chinese scientists are playing and accidentally putting swear words in their titles! come join the fun and see what crazy experiments u can conduct in our virtual lab. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for brain damage while u’re at it! just kidding, that’s impossible. but seriously, join our server now and let the madness begin!