Language Usage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

Entertainment, culture, society, language usage, television censorship

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!

Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!

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P-word Police Minecraft Server

racial tensions, racial sensitivity, p-word, Police, inclusion

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “Can white people say the p-word?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will make you question reality.

On our server, saying the p-word is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special event every week where players compete to see who can say the p-word the most times in chat without getting banned. It’s a real nail-biter, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns, spreading chaos and glitter wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be warned – once you’ve seen a unicorn fart rainbows, there’s no going back.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking even more important questions like “Can llamas fly?” or “Do creepers have feelings?” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the insanity begin!

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FlipCraft Minecraft Server

unexpected mess, Messy, gross, prank, Cleanup

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most egg-citing place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of flipping eggs and watching them splatter everywhere – it’s like a virtual food fight that never ends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rotten Egg Olympics, where players compete in egg-citing challenges like Egg Toss, Egg Relay, and Egg Roulette (watch out for the explosive eggs!). The winner gets a golden egg filled with diamonds – talk about a yolktastic prize!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cracking good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the egg-citement that awaits you. See you there!

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CreeperCrafters United

chilling, BIZARRE, Frightening, CreeperCrafters, unnerving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to hear creepy things like “I’m going to mine you like a block of obsidian” whispered in your ear while you’re building your dream castle. Our players are not afraid to take things to the next level, both in the game and in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can roleplay their wildest fantasies. Want to be chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you want to brag about it to your friends later.

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ZapNukeSummitCraft

War, Diplomacy, summit attendees, Peace, occupation

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is not allowed to take over nuclear plants like in real life!!! we have over 70 countries attending our global peace summit to make sure everyone follows the rules, even in minecraft!!! build your own nuclear plant and defend it from the russian military, just like in the real world but with blocks and stuff!!! join now for a wild and wacky time, and remember, no russian takeovers allowed!!!

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LoveLostCraft

HEARTBREAK, strength, personal growth, healing, Closure

so come join our minecraft server and show off your strength by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land. we have unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds as they prance. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a good joke. so why waste time sulking over a lost love when you can be living your best life on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane. come join us and show the world just how strong you really are!

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Blockhead Busters: Fearless Stunt Crew

reluctance, Busters, occupational hazards, film industry, Risk

LOL, dis server be da bomb diggity yo! come join us for da most epic Minecraft adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and pigs dat can fly! if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in no time, like seriously, u will be building castles in da sky and underwater mansions like it’s nuthin!

we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers for rare items like enchanted golden apples and diamond swords dat shoot lasers! plus, we have epic PvP battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a boss!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises? yeah, it’s pretty freakin awesome!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make some epic memories together! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyMigrantMC Server

Jobs, Server, migrants, Politics, work

Are you tired of sitting at home, consuming welfare, and cheering for Trump? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of boredom and political turmoil! Join us and let the migrants do all the hard work while you sit back, relax, and build your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a job when you have virtual blocks to mine and craft? Plus, our server is so fun, even Trump would want to join (if he knew how to play Minecraft, that is). So come on, leave your worries behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

Happening, Minecraft, washington dc, SUPREME COURT, SupremeCraft

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with llama architects, zombie dancers, and hidden treasure. It’s all happening on our server – don’t miss out!

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FertileCraft – SisNeedsToGetOverIt

family gatherings, emotional outburst, sisterly bond, infertility struggles, hurtful comments

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for your sister against her infertile sibling who thinks she’s entitled to be the first grandparent.

Witness the epic dinner announcement where one sister steals the spotlight from the other, leading to a heated argument that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

But fear not, for in this server, you can be the hero who speaks the truth and stands up against the selfishness of those who think they deserve special treatment. Join now and be a part of the wildest family feud Minecraft has ever seen!

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