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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8942 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.
plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.
