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SwearWordNoob Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. And get this, the admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes. So come join us and experience the most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it! #PigArmy #DiamondPizza #MinecraftWizardry 🐷💎🍕🧙♂️ -
MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft but also learn about cardiac myxomas at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft and cardiac myxomas.imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.
we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.
join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?
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AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!
Are you tired of hiding your true power level on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage all autistic characters to unleash their full potential! Why hide your amazing skills when you can dominate the game with your unique abilities?Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!
So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!
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Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
CousinCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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RejectedTruthCraft
Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!