come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!
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MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server
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BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.
Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.
Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!
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CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?
join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own profanity-filled research paper title and show off ur mad scientist skills! our server is so lit, even chinese scientists are playing and accidentally putting swear words in their titles! come join the fun and see what crazy experiments u can conduct in our virtual lab. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for brain damage while u’re at it! just kidding, that’s impossible. but seriously, join our server now and let the madness begin!
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ForestFiasco Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out of a virtual car in the middle of a pixelated forest? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate survival experience where you’ll have to navigate your way home without any data or GPS.Just like in real life, you’ll encounter creepy guys following you and asking for a chat, but don’t worry, they’ll give up once you start running. And if you’re lucky, maybe your virtual dad will be the only one who cares about your whereabouts when you finally make it home.
So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to block your virtual boyfriend for being a jerk, join our server now! Can you survive the drama and make it back home in one piece? Only one way to find out!
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Lost in Translation Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!
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CraftyGlobe Minecraft Server
Have you ever been to a foreign country and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mysterious creatures? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the adventure of a lifetime as you explore hidden dungeons, battle epic bosses, and uncover ancient secrets. Who needs a passport when you can travel to fantastical realms right from the comfort of your own home? So come on, what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride!
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BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed
join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!
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Dad’sGF-FreeVacay Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server! We may not have divorced parents drama like the player above, but we do have some wild reasons for you to join us!1. Our server is like a safe space, just like the player’s grandma’s house. Except here, you can actually close the door to your room and have all the privacy you want. No broken doors here!
2. We have a strict no kids policy, so you won’t have to worry about any 5-year-olds breaking your stuff. And if they do, we’ll scold them, not you!
3. Need a translator? No problem! We have a team of multilingual players ready to help you out. Say goodbye to awkward language barriers!
4. Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama. No jealous step-siblings or overbearing step-parents here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!
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SignCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only language you need to know is the language of blocks! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory.Forget about real-life arguments and communication barriers, on our server, everyone speaks the same language – Minecraft! No need to worry about learning sign language or dealing with family drama, just jump in and start building your dream world.
Who needs a dad who refuses to learn sign language when you can have a whole community of players ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together? Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle!
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SubwayAnnouncementFails
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