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BirthdayBlunderCraft
BirthdayBlunderCraft
Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

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CraftyCreeper8Billion
$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement
come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

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Chimp Genes vs Human Brains
brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes
yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

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AussieSMP
AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist
IP mc.aus.gg
Server Location Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
AussieSMP
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
Features:
- The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
- Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
- Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
- Teleport commands for easy navigation.
- Land claiming system for protecting builds.
- Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
- Part of a growing network with a creative server.
- External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.
Rules
1. Don’t be a dick
2. No griefing
3. No spamming
4. Be respectful
5. Don’t swear excessively
6. No hacking or exploits
7. No ban evasion
8. Use common sense
If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.
FAQ
How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.
Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?
The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.
What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?
The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.
Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?
Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.
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Chrono Portal 1.21
1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler
Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!
Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.
Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?
Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

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ChildSupportCraft
absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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HypeGoneMinecraft SMP
anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED
OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.
But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

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New Server IP
CraftyRejectCraft
avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal
Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

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Luminescent Nano Toggle Server
advancement, Breakthrough, Dark, data storage, discovery, efficiency, information processing, innovation, Light, Luminescent, luminescent nanocrystals, materials science, Memory, Nano, next generation, optical computing, photonics, quantum computing, research, Server, SPEED, Technology, toggle, toggled
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

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CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server
ADMIN, CreeperCraftRU, Donations, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, PvP, Server
If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!

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IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

Features:

Rules

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?