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PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ores Mined:	9143
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	2244
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3945	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	3649
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	6321	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!