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SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	487332	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5755
Emeralds Found:	3269	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	496
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9245
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Emeralds Found:	3598
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	9542
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	135

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3670
Mines Excavated:	4513	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	1450
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!