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DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

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are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

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Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5429	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Buildings Constructed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	18

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

5. How are server decisions made?

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★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

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ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

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Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	427	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3