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PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	286
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BusCraft: SeatWars

Aisle, bus, Buscraft, capacity, CAR, Commute, comparison, Dimensions, lanes, Narrow, Passengers, public transportation, ROAD, seating, SeatWars, SIZE, traffic, Transportation, travel, Vehicles, wide, width

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7860
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Void Gems Collected:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	7604	Farms Harvested:	602
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2273
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	815805	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	2282	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4524	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!