New Minecraft Server
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Landscaper

  • EmoLandscaper911

    EmoLandscaper911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join:
    1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull!
    2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself!
    3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • JavaCraftyLandscapes

    JavaCraftyLandscapes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

    Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP