| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5313 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.
So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5256 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.
So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!
Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1859 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (literally, his fist is made of iron). He challenges all newcomers to a chicken jousting tournament, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the unforgettable adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the sky or embarking on a quest to find the mythical Creeper Queen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry villagers. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit because they thought it would make a cool jacuzzi.
So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous shenanigans, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs reality TV when you have us?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4293 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 598727 |
Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5896 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6670 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1330 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.
so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3895 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
we got polar bears doin backflips, penguins breakdancing, and even the northern lights doin a sick light show every night. plus, our admins are like unicorns – magical and always there to help ya out.
so if you wanna experience some next level shenanigans and have a blast with a bunch of cool peeps, come join us on our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9531 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
