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BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1417
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8799	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	568	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	158
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!