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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 935 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7439 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!