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MineDick Minecraft Server

Authenticity, DATING, Deception, foids, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Honesty, Intimate relationships, landmine, lost dick, lying.., Minecraft, MineDick, personal history, relationships, Server, Sexuality, transsexual, trust issues, Vagina

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Votes:	5373
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

ANONYMOUS, girl band, girl group, idol group, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop community, kpop fandom, kpop group, kpop idols, loona, loona comeback, loona debut, loona discography, loona fans, loona members, loona music, loona no. 68117310, Music, SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3511

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	4042
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6016

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4837
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.