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  • CraftyPutinBoom

    CraftyPutinBoom

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineDick Minecraft Server

    MineDick Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLife Minecraft Server

    CraftyLife Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

    HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

    Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

    So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Geopolitical Minecraft server Townthrive: Where towns are born and thrive!

    Geopolitical Minecraft server Townthrive: Where towns are born and thrive!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Geopolitical Minecraft server: Townthrive

    Features
    1.20.x + Crossplay
    Online 24/7
    Averages 20+ players a day!
    Guns!
    Civilization: Towny, Dynmap, Voicechat, Movecraft

    Join now! Join Discord to be whitelisted

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.
    What version of Minecraft is required? We support version 1.20.x and crossplay.
    Is the server always online? Yes, the server is online 24/7.
    How many players can the server handle? We average 20+ players a day, but can accommodate more.
    What are some of the key features of the server? We have guns, Towny civilization, Dynmap, Voicechat, and Movecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SummerGrad Minecraft Server

    SummerGrad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and graduate early by completing our “Minecraft University” classes, where the only homework is building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

    Our server is so addictive that you’ll find yourself spending every weekend online, because let’s face it, real life friends are overrated when you can have virtual friends who will never leave you for a job.

    Don’t be like the picrel guy losing it, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

    FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

    Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

    And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

    Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

    And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

    NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

    So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyWifeNoLife

    CraftyWifeNoLife

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

    Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

    Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

    Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

    Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

    And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP