Landman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

SquidInk Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1007	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6239
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft dating scene? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll only find players with hearts of gold (or at least diamond). Our server is like a virtual dating paradise, where you can build your dream love nest with your special someone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its soulmate here. So why settle for less when you can find true love on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe right on happiness!

PixelPet Paradise

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	8293
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!

NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	779035	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!

BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	703868

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.

BlockBae Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	65719
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media’s portrayal of relationships? Do you want to break free from society’s expectations and live life on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual harem of pixelated women and live out all your wildest fantasies!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!

Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as the original Boruto colored pages? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild! Join us for a chance to experience the lost media of the Minecraft world. Our colored blocks are so vibrant, they’ll make your eyes pop out like an anime character! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore a world where everything is in technicolor. Who needs Boruto when you have our server? Join now before it disappears like those elusive colored pages!

PixelPain Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	822	Love Letters Sent:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	601	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!