Landlocked MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Landlocked Country Minecraft Server

geographic location, no access to sea, surrounded by land, limited trade, lack of resources

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old landlocked country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where the ocean is your playground! Dive into our endless seas filled with hidden treasures, underwater cities, and even a secret society of mermaids who will trade you rare items for seashells.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where gravity is reversed, allowing you to walk on the ceiling like a boss. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to hunt down the legendary Kraken that terrorizes the waters, with a reward of infinite diamonds awaiting the brave soul who can defeat it.

So why settle for a landlocked existence when you can join our server and embark on the aquatic adventure of a lifetime? Dive in today and make a splash!

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CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server

San Marino, History, travel restrictions, useless, tourism

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as San Marino’s visa agreement with China? Look no further, because our server is surrounded on all sides by creepers and zombies, with no ports for them to invade from! Join us for a visa-free visit to a land of endless adventures and crazy builds. Who needs Italy when you have a whole world of blocky fun waiting for you? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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AhoyCraft – Where even Slovaks greet with a smile!

History, Greet, culture, Slovakia, heritage

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Picture this: a landlocked server where the only way to greet your fellow players is by yelling “ahoy” like a Slovak pirate. Arr matey, get ready to set sail on a sea of blocks and build the craziest pirate ship you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this booty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Just don’t forget to bring your pirate hat and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

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/pol/raft Minecraft Server

nationalist movements, online activism, ethnonationalism, Alt-Right, identity politics

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Systemic Risk, Stag hunt, Naked Short Selling, JIMS, Rugpulled

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Truck, tool box, Happy, idiot, YARD

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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CraftyClean Co.

Appliances, apartment, CraftyClean, neighbors, Friends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

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HatecraftTeacherGone

Students, Memories, past, Teacher, Curiosity

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

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SloveniaCraft420

Marijuana, adult-use, Cannabis, social change, legislation

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

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UnderstoodOverLove

communication skills, importance of communication, validation, relationships, emotional intimacy

so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.

and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?

so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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