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Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Potions Brewed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	266	Dragon Eggs Found:	6779
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	16

Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Void Armor Forged:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6092
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	120
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2240
Farms Harvested:	653	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!