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QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	157945	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7032
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	2641	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	8353	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!