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Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	9200
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Items Found:	3557
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6953	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9175
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	768	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	206
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	263	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8102
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	846657	Star Shards Collected:	289
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	2887	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!