Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	8060	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1396
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	4304
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Players Killed by Monsters:	6489	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4845	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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