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Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	852	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

BoobieCraft

big boobies, BoobieCraft, Lammy, Lammy has some big boobies, long trail tags, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sheep have big boobies! That’s right, Lammy the sheep is the star of the show with her voluptuous assets that will leave you in awe. But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom or battling the evil Chicken Overlord who is hell-bent on world domination. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Boobie Beach biome, where the sand is soft and the water is crystal clear (just watch out for the creepers lurking in the shadows).

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Lammy and her big boobies in all their glory!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5531
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9556	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	241248
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	199	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8913	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Divine Spears Created:	30

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	2435	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Enchantments Applied:	258
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!