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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Block Busters Minecraft Server

Anal, autism, BLOCK, Boundaries, bullying, Busters, Cancer, compassion, consent, controversial, cyberbullying, Deepthroat, Empathy, Ethics, inappropriate, mental health, Minecraft, morality, parenting, patient, Server, sexual, social responsibility, taboo, victim blaming

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft XIV: Dawntrail SMP General

Balmung, Blue Ruin, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Empy, Events, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garlemald, general, ghost stories, GLADIATOR, Halicarnassus, Lavender Beds, LB Ward 20, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Plot 1, primal, Resources, SEASON 2, Shared FATE meetup, smp, Spiderman, Spooky Club, Tertium, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	4049

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane events, and wacky meetups that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget about boring patch notes, we’ve got patch notes that will make your head spin! Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? We’ve got them all, and they’re more epic than ever before. Plus, our future meetups and events are so wild, you’ll think you’ve entered a whole new dimension.

From watching Spiderman movies on Ultros to sharing ghost stories on Halicarnassus, our events are always a blast. And don’t even get us started on our drive-in movie nights and watch parties – they’re so epic, you’ll never want to leave!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget!

CoinCourts

Challenges, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to coin courts! a minecraft purge server. Join us in building your own base anywhere on our map! Collect unique pets and tags And compete against other players on the weekends during the purge!

coincourts.net

MadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, constructive responses, controlling emotions, de-escalation techniques, effective communication, emotional control, emotional intelligence, expressing emotions, handling frustration, keeping cool, Madcraft, maintaining composure, managing anger, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, positive communication, replying without sounding mad, responding calmly, Server, staying calm, tone of voice

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

li is kill? Minecraft SMP

Anonymous Communication, cock.li, cyber attack, dark web, data breach, email provider, email service, HACKING, internet, internet censorship, is kill, kill, li, Minecraft, online communication, online privacy, privacy, SECURITY, server down, smp, Spam, tech support, technical issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading monopoly, and only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, if Cock.li is kill, then our server is the ultimate resurrection of fun and madness!

What are Minecraft servers like NormalSMP ?

Adventure, Balanced, base building, Biomes, Challenges, Community, creativity, donator ranks, Economy, Engaging, exclusive perks, Exploration, Fair Play, Grief Protection, Land Claim, player-driven, PvE, PvP, skill levels, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6451
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

EcoCityCraft: This server focuses on a player-driven economy and community involvement, similar to NormalSMP. With a strong emphasis on building and collaboration, EcoCityCraft offers a unique experience for players looking for a server with a strong sense of community.
HermitCraft: Known for its focus on creativity and collaboration, HermitCraft is a popular server among Minecraft players. With a diverse group of content creators and a thriving community, HermitCraft offers players a chance to immerse themselves in a world of building, exploration, and adventure.
TheArchon: TheArchon is a server that offers a variety of game modes, including survival, factions, and skyblock. With a strong emphasis on player interaction and competition, TheArchon provides a unique experience for players looking for a server with a mix of survival and PvP elements.
The Hive: The Hive is a server that offers a wide range of mini-games and events for players to enjoy. With a focus on fun and excitement, The Hive provides players with a diverse and engaging experience that is similar to the community-focused gameplay of NormalSMP.

Overall, if you enjoy the immersive and engaging experience of NormalSMP, these similar Minecraft servers are sure to provide you with hours of entertainment and excitement. Check them out today and start your next adventure in the world of Minecraft!

108.181.90.11:25505

Kiwi Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Clans, IP play.mckiwi.ru, Kiwi Minecraft Server, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Stable Economy, statistics, Version 1.18.1

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Kiwi Minecraft Server is a server with a long history that has been making the Minecraft game BETTER for 8 years!

Clans, statistics, mcMMO, stable economy – this is what makes our server truly unique!

Version: 1.18.1

IP: play.mckiwi.ru

45.93.200.46:25588

Trump Supporter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, conflicting beliefs, consent, controversial, deal breakers, Decision making, Ethics, extremism, January 6, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, personal boundaries, personal values, political alignment, Politics, red flags, relationships, Server, sexual encounters, sexual offer, supporter, trump, Trump supporter

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2712	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for all our players!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious figure approaches you. She offers to…uh, provide some special services, but here’s the catch – she’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Like, full-on MAGA crazy. And get this, she actually supported the actions of the January 6th rioters.

Now, we know what you’re thinking – why would anyone want to get involved with someone like that? But hey, this is Minecraft, anything can happen! So, are you brave enough to take the plunge and see what this wild ride has in store for you? Join our server now and find out! (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone any of the actions mentioned above, this is all just for fun and laughs!)

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Items Found:	7011

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

It Society

active community, Adventure, Biomes, building, cars, Challenges, Community, Competitions, construction, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Events, Factions, fun experiences, gta v, MCMMO, Mods, Passion, PvP, role playing, Skyblock, Story, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to Your Society Community!

Are you ready to dive into a world of adventure and community? With us, we offer a fantastic platform where you can experience both Minecraft and FiveM in the best way!

Minecraft: Explore countless biomes, build impressive structures, and collaborate with our friendly players in exciting construction projects and survival challenges. Our servers are filled with unique mods and activities to keep you engaged and inspired.

FiveM: Experience a new dimension of GTA V with our FiveM servers, where you can participate in realistic role-playing games, drive amazing cars and create your own story with other players. Our community is dedicated to providing you with a fun and inclusive experience.

Why choose us?

A supportive and active community Frequent events and competitions Professional and reliable servers Opportunities to engage and contribute to the development of our servers Come and become part of Dit Society Community, where we share the passion for games and fun experiences! We look forward to seeing you in the game!

mc.ditsociety.dk