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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4063	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Items Found:	4032	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3179
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Farms Harvested:	356
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Animals Bred:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	3560
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?