lamented Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCravings

bringitback, cherished, Childhood, cravings, CreeperCravings, Discontinued, discontinuedproducts, Favorite, Food, foodie, lamented, longtail, Memories, missing, mourn, nostalgic, product, SNACKS, Treats, wishitwasback, wistful

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4300
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	478153
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you still mourning the loss of that one discontinued food or product? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and you’ll be able to relive the glory days of that beloved snack or gadget in pixelated form. Our server is so magical, it can even bring back discontinued items to life! Who needs real-life snacks when you can have them in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and indulge in some nostalgia while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	1784

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9448
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crops Grown:	9191
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

BlindBrainCraft, Blindness, born blind, brain development, brain function, brain mapping, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, connectivity pattern, fingerprint, individualized, neural pathways, neurological development, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory processing, sighted, Unique, visual cortex, visual information, visual perception

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	802	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1021

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!

BungieCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, Adrenaline Rush, adventure seekers, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungie jumpers, BungieCraft, daredevils, EXCITEMENT, extreme experiences, extreme sports enthusiasts, free fall, high adrenaline, jumping enthusiasts, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Server, skydiving, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, travel, vacation, welcome home

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8308
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get launched into the air on a giant bungie jump! It’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few mobs trying to take you down mid-air. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of flying pigs ready to swoop in and save the day.

Once you land safely back on the ground, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up as much TNT as possible in one hour. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s a ton of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to hold on tight during those bungie jumps – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4028
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Star Shards Collected:	250
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	5243
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	85	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!