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LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Farms Harvested:	646

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Untitled Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer RPG Factions Economy PvPvE Adventure Roleplay Quests Hardcore MMORPG Skyblock Creative Minigames PVE PvPvP Raid KitPvP Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Unnamed Lifesteal! A server where you have the ability to steal health from others!

Team up with others, build secret bases, fight other teams and players, craft hearts, become immortal and get rich! If you lose all of your hearts by getting killed or some other way, you will be banned. You can bring banned players back to the game using a respawn beacon! pretty please join

107.5.145.32

MysteryMT

building, Community, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Experience, gameplay, Minetopia, Mini Games, MysteryMT, Roleplay, Server, Trading

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

MysteryMT is the unique Minetopia server with a custom map, active community and varied gameplay. Join for building, trading and exciting events. Live the ultimate Minetopia experience at MysteryMT!

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IpeRIOS – Where you can’t spell ‘serious’ without ‘SMP’ and also ‘McMMO’ and ‘nation wars’ and ‘geopolitics’ and ‘lore’ and ‘dynmap’ and ‘whitelist’

Beginner, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Geopolitics, Government, Griefprevention, income, INFORMATION, Iperios, Laws, Lore, MCMMO, Message, nation, Plugins, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Spell, Staffer, starter, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6911	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided on the discord channel.
What can I do in wars?	In wars, you can utilize your refined McMMO skills to fight against other nations and conquer new territories.
Are there specific rules for creating a nation?	You can create your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Follow the provided instructions to start playing on the server.

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, desire, doggy style, exhibitionism, Forbidden, freaky behavior, friends son, kitchen fantasy, kitchen sex, KitchenCraft, Lust, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, older woman, role-play, scandalous, Server, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, wall art, younger man

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	145538
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP

Clips, Craftmine, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Salvdali, smp, streamable, twitch, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips best moments, twitch clips compilation, twitch clips funny, Twitch clips highlights, twitch highlights, twitch moments, Twitch Stream, twitch videos, video games, world, World of Warcraft, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UncleBlock Minecraft Server

african culture, community pressure, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, generational differences, household responsibilities, intergenerational conflict, Minecraft, Server, serving guests, societal expectations, traditional roles, traditional values, UncleBlock, women’s roles

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	8161	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!

Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!

NoBroNoParty30th

anniversary party, estranged brother, family, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family Events, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Family Support, family unity, forgiveness, grudges, hurt feelings, NoBroNoParty30th, reconciliation, sibling relationships, standing ground

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	5805
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your estranged brother shows up in the game, demanding to borrow virtual money from you. Will you lend it to him and risk getting scammed again? Or will you team up with your friends to take him down in an epic PvP battle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even your parents might join in on the fun. Will they try to mediate the situation and force you to reconcile with your brother in the game? Or will they be too busy building their own virtual castle to notice the family drama unfolding?

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle your differences with your brother in the most unexpected way possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

EternaVoid Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Consciousness, deep thoughts, EternaVoid, Eternity, eternity or nothingness, eternity vs nothingness, existential crisis, existential dread, fear, fear of death, fear of eternity, fear of existence, fear of nothingness, fear of the afterlife, fear of the infinite, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, nothingness, philosophical questions, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3304	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimension Hops:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

LoveCraftedLlamas

anger management, Angry, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, forgiveness, former love, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, LoveCraftedLlamas, moving on, questions, reconciliation, reddit, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	247	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!