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  • CraftyCancelz

    CraftyCancelz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival
    Server Theme Space Exploration
    IP Address 51.222.247.252:25606
    Modpack Full Modlist
    Discord Join Discord

    Overview

    Welcome to Galactic Arcania, a modded survival server set in a space exploration theme. Explore various dimensions, build epic structures, and delve into the mysteries of the cosmos with our diverse modpack.

    Features

      • PvE gameplay, no raiding or griefing
      • Clans system for cooperative gameplay
      • 300+ biomes and 70 dimensions to explore
      • Continental world generation for unique landscapes
      • No Pay2Win benefits, fair gameplay for all
      • Discord integration for community communication
      • Non-toxic, chill community environment

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address provided (51.222.247.252:25606) in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.

    Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

    A: You can find the full modlist here.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania is a PvE server, and PvP, raiding, or griefing is not allowed.

    Q: Can I create or join a clan on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a clans system in place for players to create or join groups for cooperative gameplay.

    Q: Are there any Pay2Win benefits on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania does not offer any Pay2Win benefits, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: We have Discord integration for players to chat, coordinate, and engage with the community. Join our Discord server here.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

    Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

    And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Respawned Too Soon

    Respawned Too Soon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

    So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

    Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

    But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

    Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

    MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

    also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

    BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

    Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Terra 2.0 SMP Server Overview

    Server Information
    This server is for mature players who like to enjoy the Multiplayer gameplay that Vanilla Minecraft has to offer! We are a great and open community, with active and friendly members.
    We have recently restarted the Server in Minecraft version 1.21.

    Datapacks & Plugins

    Datapacks & Plugins
    Bluemap
    Invisible Item Frames
    Improved Signs
    Ledger: Anti-Grief Mod

    Quality of Life Improvements

    Quality of Life Improvements
    More Heads
    Playerheads
    Double Shulker Shells
    Armor Statues
    Multiplayer Sleep
    Silence Mobs
    Color Names in chat

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How can I join the Terra 2.0 SMP Server?

    A: You can join by using the following Discord invite link: Discord Link

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the Terra 2.0 SMP Server. We have anti-grief measures in place to protect the creations of our players.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods and datapacks that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with the server admins before using any mods.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GibberCraft Minecraft Server

    GibberCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a touch of madness.

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a caffeine rush.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gibberish Temple, where players must decipher cryptic messages in order to unlock hidden treasures. Can you crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left scratching your head like a confused chicken?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves dancing creepers and flying pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

    LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!

    So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

    ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!

    Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LavenderLooterNoMore

    LavenderLooterNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

    Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

    So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SoloCraft SMP

    SoloCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re suffering from “only player syndrome”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect cure for your solo gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP