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  • CraftyCancelz

    CraftyCancelz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

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  • Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server NameGalactic Arcania: Modded Survival
    Server ThemeSpace Exploration
    IP Address51.222.247.252:25606
    ModpackFull Modlist
    DiscordJoin Discord

    Overview

    Welcome to Galactic Arcania, a modded survival server set in a space exploration theme. Explore various dimensions, build epic structures, and delve into the mysteries of the cosmos with our diverse modpack.

    Features

    • PvE gameplay, no raiding or griefing
    • Clans system for cooperative gameplay
    • 300+ biomes and 70 dimensions to explore
    • Continental world generation for unique landscapes
    • No Pay2Win benefits, fair gameplay for all
    • Discord integration for community communication
    • Non-toxic, chill community environment

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address provided (51.222.247.252:25606) in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.

    Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

    A: You can find the full modlist here.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania is a PvE server, and PvP, raiding, or griefing is not allowed.

    Q: Can I create or join a clan on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a clans system in place for players to create or join groups for cooperative gameplay.

    Q: Are there any Pay2Win benefits on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania does not offer any Pay2Win benefits, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: We have Discord integration for players to chat, coordinate, and engage with the community. Join our Discord server here.

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  • LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

    Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

    And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

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  • Respawned Too Soon

    Respawned Too Soon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

    So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

    Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

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  • LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

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  • BlockBullyz

    BlockBullyz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

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  • TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

    TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

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  • DressCraft vs PantCraft

    DressCraft vs PantCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

    if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

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  • SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

    SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • ElleCraft Minecraft Server

    ElleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

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  • ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

    ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

    If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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  • AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

    AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

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  • Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

    Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

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  • DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

    DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!

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  • RegretCraft: The Pursuit of Pixels

    RegretCraft: The Pursuit of Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where you can chase people who DON’T want you! It’s like a virtual game of tag, but with more tears and drama. Plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel where you can hide from your pursuers and plot your revenge. Trust me, it’s the most exhilarating experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So, like, join now and experience the thrill of being rejected in pixelated form!

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