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  • CraftyCancelz

    CraftyCancelz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival
    Server Theme Space Exploration
    IP Address 51.222.247.252:25606
    Modpack Full Modlist
    Discord Join Discord

    Overview

    Welcome to Galactic Arcania, a modded survival server set in a space exploration theme. Explore various dimensions, build epic structures, and delve into the mysteries of the cosmos with our diverse modpack.

    Features

      • PvE gameplay, no raiding or griefing
      • Clans system for cooperative gameplay
      • 300+ biomes and 70 dimensions to explore
      • Continental world generation for unique landscapes
      • No Pay2Win benefits, fair gameplay for all
      • Discord integration for community communication
      • Non-toxic, chill community environment

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address provided (51.222.247.252:25606) in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.

    Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

    A: You can find the full modlist here.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania is a PvE server, and PvP, raiding, or griefing is not allowed.

    Q: Can I create or join a clan on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a clans system in place for players to create or join groups for cooperative gameplay.

    Q: Are there any Pay2Win benefits on the server?

    A: No, Galactic Arcania does not offer any Pay2Win benefits, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: We have Discord integration for players to chat, coordinate, and engage with the community. Join our Discord server here.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

    Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

    And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Respawned Too Soon

    Respawned Too Soon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

    So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

    Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisStopScreamingMC

    SisStopScreamingMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Lark and her sister Barbara.

    Imagine a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a hidden cave. Leave behind the drama of sibling rivalry and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities.

    Who needs a sister named Barbara when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to bond with? Build your own empire, team up with friends, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you want to name your in-game character Lark, we won’t stop you!

    So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a new family here that appreciates you for who you are – no name-stealing required!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftMoguls

    MineCraftMoguls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a diamond block mansion with a pool filled with emeralds? Well, get ready to be amazed because on our Minecraft server, the players are so rich they use gold blocks as toilet paper! Join us for a chance to live in a world where even the dirt is made of precious gems.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Llama King,” a player who rides around on a llama covered in diamonds and hands out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a stick and a stack of cookies.

    So if you’re ready to experience a world where the players are richer than Bill Gates and the adventures are more epic than a blockbuster movie, then join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server and have your own diamond statue erected in your honor.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

    GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZombieGoonSquad

    ZombieGoonSquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

    join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

    oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

    BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

    Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Anarchy
    Version 1.8.8
    Features – No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

    Server Description

    Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

    Server Discord

    Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What version is the server running on? The server runs on version 1.8.8
    Are there any banned items or features? Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
    Is there any form of server rollback? No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
    How can I join the server? Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SharkCraft Minecraft Server

    SharkCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

    InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BootyBlockerCraft

    BootyBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP