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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.
we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
