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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	3310	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

WeddingGiftFailCraft

ceremony, close friends, different country, dinner plans, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, feelings, financial support, flying back, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, gift expectations, Journey, lame excuses, long distance travel, male friend, online friends, wedding gift, wedding planner, wedding reception, WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	1898
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	2895
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	3467
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

Waychest: Vanilla with a Twist – You Must Pass the White-list Test!

building, custom advancements, custom blocks, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Exploration, Integrated Region Protection, Journey System, Minigame, multiplayer, No Monetization, pass, Private, Public, PvE, radiance, Realm, Region Maps, smp, test, Twist, United States West Coast, Vanilla, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests, Website, Whitelist, Wiki

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Name	Waychest
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.4 – 1.20.6 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE]
Whitelist	Enabled (join here)

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm where players start their journey in a shared world that appears to be their own.

Feature Highlights

“Journey” System: Players are placed into their own “Journey” with a random spawn point in a shared survival world, allowing for collaboration with others.
Waychests: Special chests that guide players across the world and reward them for seeking them out.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: Players can craft an Elytra and engage in an in-world flying minigame to reach Waychests.
Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks by unlocking warp points.
Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create expandable protection areas for blocks and containers.
“Radiance”: Skip the night by gaining a protective effect against surface mob spawns.
Region Maps: Pre-explored maps for easy navigation.
Custom Advancements: Custom mechanics with associated advancements.
No Monetization: No premium perks, donator tiers, or accepted money.

Start your Journey

Join the whitelist and discover all the custom content on the Wiki. Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What is the “Journey” System?

The “Journey” System places players into their own shared survival world with a random spawn point, allowing for collaboration and exploration with others who are part of the same Journey.

How do Waychests work?

Waychests are special chests that guide players across the world and reward them for seeking them out. Players can also craft and place their own Waychests to guide others to their builds.

Crafty LOLz: Pick & Prank!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	472	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than our server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens armed with explosive eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Crafty NijiNerds: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Nijisanji EN Fans!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	220	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more laughs than a creeper trying to tell a joke!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken riding a pig. From the Nijisanji EN crew to the Luxiem gang, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds, or get pranked by a group of mischievous players? The only way to find out is to join us on the server!

But beware, we have a strict rule: no bait, no shitposting, and definitely no falseflaggers allowed. We’re here to have a good time, not to deal with any drama. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2Tools 2Cheat 2t2c.hopto.org – Anarchy • No rules

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	166	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

This is a Minecraft server created by a Vietnamese Minecraft player. He wants you to have fun playing the server, without any coercion or rules, just for everyone to have fun.

This is a Minecraft server created by a Vietnamese Minecraft player.He wants you to have fun playing the server, without any force or rules, just for everyone to have fun.

2t2c.hopto.org

SkyFactory 4: The Modded Minecraft Server Where Chickens Rule the World

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SkyFactory 4
Discord	Join our discord!
Other Features	Vanilla server available

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP provided or joining our Discord server.
What version of SkyFactory are you running?	We are running SkyFactory 4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Crafty Bushido Babes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	8379	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women don’t even know what a katana is? Look no further, because on our server, we take Japanese culture to a whole new level! Join us and become a master of bushido and yakuza, where you can duel with katanas and show off your skills to all the ladies who will be flocking to join once they hear about the epic battles happening on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where Japanese culture reigns supreme and where women will finally understand the true meaning of bushido and yakuza. Join now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPanic: The Minecraft Server Where Even the Creepers Are Social Distancing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for gamers who want to experience epic finishing moves in a blocky world!

Join us as we transport you to the year 2024, where the mobs in Minecraft have learned martial arts and can execute jaw-dropping finishing moves on unsuspecting players. Imagine being taken down by a Creeper doing a roundhouse kick or a Skeleton shooting arrows with pinpoint accuracy while doing a backflip!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground fighting ring where players can challenge each other to epic battles with insane special moves. Want to see a Zombie summon a lightning storm or a Spider spin a web of doom? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of epic finishing moves in Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory!

DragonNetwork

BUILD, collaborate, Community, DragonNetwork, engaging gameplay, Explore, fantastic community, Helpful Staff, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, new player, play.dragonkingdom.in, PvP, seasoned player, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our friendly Minecraft server. We proud ourselves on creating a welcoming community where players can explore, build, and collaborate. Whether you are a seasoned player or new to the server, our server offers a lag-free experience, engaging gameplay, and helpful staff. Join us today at play.dragonkingdom.in and be part of our fantastic community.

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Minnie server Minecraft

admin store, cars, Economy, emeralds, island world, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, minnie, Plugins, Professions, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	6049	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Survival in an island world with a simple economy based on emeralds and professions, with a small admin store and the ability to open your own, with a couple of cars for convenience and a number of plugins. Also, for fans, there are mini-games.

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Prismarine nations: Where factions battle it out while awkwardly trying to build towns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players freedom to shape the history and politics of the world.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Discord	Join our Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FAQ

What is Prismarine Nations?

Prismarine Nations is a worldbuilding Minecraft server where players can shape the history and politics of the world with minimal admin intervention.

What plugins are available on the server?

The notable plugins on Prismarine Nations include Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, and Mcmmo (Coming soon).

How can I join the Prismarine Nations Discord server?

You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link.

Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap of Prismarine Nations by clicking on the following link.