lame excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

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Catalia

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Catalia. With Semi-Van Custom Plugins Great Community Anarchy Survival and More The Worst server to have a good time and enjoy yourself in Minecraft.

Catalia.aternos.me

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BlueJay Network

Economy, Prison, PvP

JOIN OUR IP play.bluejaymc.com

Searching for a Prison server that rewards hard work while keeping up with modern server features? Then look no further, we feel this is the server for you! On our prison server, we have custom and fun pickaxe enchantments but keep combat/pvp enchantments strictly vanilla in order to keep things fair and balanced. We have ranks and prestiges that gradually get more challenging but rewarding as you progress. We don’t believe ranking up should be impossible straight from the start, but instead should be strategic and fun. We look to revive the grind aspect that classic prison servers used to have by not coddling the player straight away, instead allowing them to work their way up the ranks getting stronger as they go. Your aim is to grind through the prestiges while finding tokens along the way to upgrade your pickaxe.

play.bluejaymc.com

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Whitebox

Box

The best cracked box server!

play.whiteboxmc.com

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BlackMC

Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi! If you look for polish minecraft server you are in right place 😉 I would show minecraft server on version 1.15.2. Game mode is survival + factions. You can join to faction white or black but you can create your own faction. We have got helpful and nice community. Everyone will find something for themselves because we offer a lot of progress capabilities. I hope you will enjoy our server 😉

blackmc.com.pl

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Drake kiker

Factions

Its a fun chill server for my tiktok viewers and well anyone who wants to join, so please join and have some fun, any questions fell free to ask. much more

51.161.118.161:25590

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Minecraft modern war

War

A Minecraft server using the Minecraft Modern Warfare modpack offers players an exciting and unique gaming experience. The modpack completely changes the look and mechanics of Minecraft, creating a realistic and contemporary atmosphere.Players are transported to a world dominated by modern weapons and high-tech equipment. The surrounding area is characterized by destroyed buildings and streets scarred by war and conflict. Players must assert themselves in this world and prevail against enemy forces.Players can level up their skills and unlock new items by battling through the different game modes. They can build and defend their own bases or go in search of hidden resources needed to craft powerful weapons and armor.The server is run by experienced moderators who ensure smooth operations and fair play. They ensure that all players follow the rules and prevent cheaters or griefers from ruining the gaming experience for other players.Overall, a Minecraft server using the Minecraft Modern Warfare modpack offers a unique gaming experience for anyone looking for a challenge and who wants to experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new way

bfrog.xyz

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CoreCraft (online currently)

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

CoreCraft offers a unique minecraft server experience. We host events for prizes and have tons of fun minigames! We also often make awesome youtube videos that everyone can participate in, if it’s an event! 😀

corecraft.cc

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Camp Zmba

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Camp Zmba, a Community Driven Creative and Towny Survival Server! We are a recently formed, community driven Minecraft server aimed on giving a classic Minecraft feel with simple and fresh new aspects. We have: -Server events such as Discord Karaoke, Zmba’s Got Talent, Boat Racing and many more! Chances to win Great Loot, Server Ranks and More! -Creative progression system where good building is rewarded, and those who struggle can be assisted! -Creative RP plugin! -Great and active community who are currently guiding us to develop the server THE WAY THEY WANT

Want your say on a Minecraft Server? Come hang out, all are welcome!

play.campzmba.com

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Wrath of the hollows

4Fun, Abilities, Factions, Modded, PvP

Join the Wrath Of The Hollows!

Are you a fan of Bleach and Minecraft? Look no further! Welcome to our vibrant and immersive Discord server, where the worlds of Bleach and Minecraft collide in an exhilarating adventure!

What awaits you in our server?

Unite with Like-Minded Fans: Connect with an incredible community of fellow Bleach and Minecraft enthusiasts from around the globe. Share your love for the series, discuss your favorite characters, and dive into captivating conversations.

Thrilling Events and Tournaments: Engage in exhilarating events and tournaments tailored specifically for Bleach Minecraft fans. Test your skills in epic PvP battles, participate in captivating roleplaying sessions, or team up with friends for exciting co-op adventures.

Expert Guides and Tutorials: Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your journey, our community is here to support you. Learn from experienced players, discover helpful tips and tricks, and enhance your gameplay to become a true Shinigami or Hollow or Quincy.

Friendly and Welcoming Atmosphere: Our server is a safe and inclusive space for fans of all ages. We prioritize respect, kindness, and mutual support, ensuring that everyone feels welcome and valued. Forge lasting friendships and embark.

What are you waiting for join now in the link below https://discord.gg/gDmJJvExsT

emerald-free.falixserver.net:24350

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SC-Riber

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

MC.SC-Riber.Games / REVOLUTIONARY LATEST HUB server with cross-platform support and unique game modes without P2W (Skin on Items!)! [Since 2015…]

MC.SC-Riber.Games

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