2024 Best lame excuses New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

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lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

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yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

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so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

Aimwhere

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Aimwhere Survival – Your Ultimate Survival+ Adventure!Welcome to Aimwhere Survival, the premier destination for players seeking a unique and thrilling survival experience. Dive into a world where traditional survival gameplay meets an array of custom features designed to enhance and enrich your journey.Key Features:

server

Why Choose Aimwhere Survival?At Aimwhere Survival, we are committed to delivering an unparalleled survival experience. Our dedicated team constantly updates and adds new content to ensure that your adventure is always fresh and exciting. Whether you are a seasoned veteran or new to the world of survival games, Aimwhere Survival offers something for everyone.

Join us today and discover a survival experience like no other. Adventure awaits at Aimwhere Survival!

The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers debate bedrock vs. cobblestone

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The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server

Join our server with some great addons added

18 years and up only

Brand New World

Custom terrain, items and behavior addons

List of addons:

Better on Bedrock

HOOF by Grounfbeef

Raiyons Java Combat Addon

Mini Blocks

Raiyons More Enchantments Addon

Raiyons More Shields Addon

Raiyons More Elytras Addon

Universal Pack Renderdragon Support

Join the discord server to get the IP

Discord Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18 years and up only
Are there custom addons on the server?	Yes, we have custom terrain, items, and behavior addons
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server to get the IP

AtlantisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to drown any PoC (Players of Color) like those meanies in Atlantis! Our underwater world is a safe space for all players, no matter what color their blocky skin is. Join us for a splashing good time and leave the racism behind – unless you’re a zombie, then we might have to discriminate a little bit. Just kidding, all mobs are welcome too! Come join the fun and let’s build a better, more inclusive world together.

Who’s Who Minecraft Server – Nanashi Mumei MDCCVI

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our group song performances are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather armor in comparison. 2. We have a Mind Craft session with HoloEN where you can mine and build with virtual idols – how cool is that? 3. Our second original song, “mumei,” will have you dancing like a creeper in no time. 4. Have you heard Holotori’s first original song, “HOLOTORI Dance!”? It’s so catchy, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist grooving to it. 5. Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) will blow your mind with her amazing vocals – you’ll swear she’s using a mod for auto-tune. 6. We have a list of songs and karaoke tracks that will have you singing along like a villager in a trading hall. 7. Our Chapters, Clips, and Music Videos are so entertaining, they’ll make you forget about mining for diamonds. 8. Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion. 9. Check out our YouTube channel for more epic content that will have you laughing like a witch in a cauldron. 10. And last but not least, grab some merch before the 2nd Concert merch order period ends – because who wouldn’t want to rock some epic gear while building their blocky empire?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

SibSquadNoSupport

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the toxic mess of your real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to deal with crazy siblings and parents.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being named after your dad’s ex-wife or being compared to someone you’ve never even met. We don’t care if you’re someone else’s kid, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and just focus on building and exploring. Plus, we have a strict no toxic behavior policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Who needs real siblings when you can have virtual friends who just want to build epic structures and mine for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a dysfunctional family.