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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2487 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?
