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ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	764584
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	7259

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7167	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	8544	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

play.dexmasters.net

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

play.popularmmosworld.com

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

mc.heroxwar.com

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

play.slampvp.com

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

gotpvp.com

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

play.thedestinymc.com

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	3949
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Elimentus.serv.nu

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	7759	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ores Mined:	5169	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

candycraft.mn

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	405417	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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mc.aevony.net

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7729
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	2282	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

mc.aetheriaroleplay.com