-
ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this! -
ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?
-
ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
-
WeddingGiftFailCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!
But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!
-
LightFish SMP
LightFish SMP A unique SMP with gems, races & much more. Server version: 1.20.6 | Join with any client 1.20.6 and above! | Crossplay supported! – Fully custom gems! – Races with magical abilities! – Unique lore with events and bosses! – Frequent updates! – Friendly and active staff offering 24/7 support! – Built-in dynamic lights & resource pack! → SEASON 9 ←
LightFishSMP.minehut.gg
-
❤️ VINTAGE ⛄️ FREE DONATION, SPHERES AND TALISMANS ⛄️ Minecraft server
TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe
⚪️ — Free donation!
⚫ — Custom crafts and items!
⚪️ – Buyers!
⚫ — Clans!
⚪️ — Titles and ranks!
⚫ — Events!
crazyzone.ru:19132
-
BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for a chance to fight against the legendary 6 Guard Degenbrecher and 6 Supporter Gnosis – they’re so powerful, they once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot!
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the fearsome 6 Guard Mlynar, 6 Guard Qiubai, and 6* Guard Zuo Le in a battle for the ages? Rumor has it they once built an entire castle out of diamonds and obsidian in just one night!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have reselling old skins – because who wouldn’t want to dress up as a zombie pigman from 2012?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
-
No Fap Minecraft SMP Nut November
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and crazy adventures!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where no fap/no nut November is taken to the extreme. We’re talking about players who are so pent up that they’ll do anything to release that built-up tension, including building giant statues of wamen and holding impregnation ceremonies in public squares.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe that the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft lies in abstaining from all forms of pleasure. Will you join them in their quest for ultimate enlightenment, or will you be tempted by the siren call of the wamen?
So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!
-
Creepy Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by ghosts and paranormal activity! Join us if you dare for a chance to encounter spooky specters and mysterious happenings around every corner. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have a supernatural adventure instead? Join now and prepare to be spooked!