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The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.

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Titus? What the Minecraft SMP fuck is Minecraft SMP that?

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about Titus SMP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen for control of the server. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a llama into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So, why join Titus SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the grass is neon pink, the trees grow pizza slices, and the only rule is to have a damn good time. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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MomzCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burning bridges, childhood trauma, Closure, Contentment, custody, Decision making, disowned, Divorce, family dynamics, family tension, half siblings, mental illness, Minecraft, MomzCraft, mother’s behavior, private investigator, reconnecting, Recovery, restraining order, self-care, Server, Stability

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that baggage behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining your vibe.

Forget about your crazy mom and her shenanigans, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and voila, no more family drama!

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help two lost siblings reconnect with their birth families. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost relative who’s actually cool and not a total nightmare like your mom. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the past. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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CraftySisSweet16

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for refusing to crochet 200 bunnies for your sister’s sweet sixteen party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can build a virtual bunny empire without any pressure from entitled siblings. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the true value of handmade crafts. So come join us and craft to your heart’s content, without any family drama getting in the way!

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UglyCelebHype

attractiveness, beauty standards, Celebrity, controversial, entertainment industry, famous person, Fashion (Industry), Hollywood, Media, opinion, over-hyped, Perception, personal preference, physical appearance, Popular, public figure, social norms, societal expectations, Ugly, UglyCelebHype, Unattractive

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride without getting motion sickness. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about us!

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What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Bordeaux is a bustling port city in southwestern France, known for its world-famous wine region. The city is home to elegant 18th-century architecture, picturesque riverside views, and a vibrant gastronomic scene. Bordeaux is also a cultural hub, hosting numerous festivals, museums, and art galleries. It is a popular destination for wine enthusiasts, history buffs, and food lovers alike.

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Citadel Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny Skyblock Creative Faction PvP Economy Minigames Roleplay Parkour Adventure Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison RPG Quests Skywars Buildbattle

Welcome to Citadel Survival. We are a small, Semi-vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

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MysticRomania

Adventure, best tool, collaboration, Community, Economy, Feedback, Friendly, Innovations, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, MysticRomania, open beta, Protection Fields, Rankup, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Special Events, Summer, Survival, Tools

MysticRomania invites you to explore a Minecraft server full of adventures and innovations! We’re in Open Beta until the end of the summer, so now is the perfect time to join. Main Functionalities Protection Fields: Protect your buildings and assets from other players. Kits: Our kits give you essential resources and tools to get you started. Rankup: Advance in rank and access special benefits. Best-Tool: Automatically uses the best tools in your inventory. Other Features: Special events, minigames and a well-balanced economy. The MysticRomania community Our community is active and friendly, ready to help you and collaborate to create an amazing world. Your feedback during the Open Beta period is essential to improve the game experience. How to Join Enter our server and start the adventure!

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Vanilla ice cream sandwiched between a spawn and a hard place

1.20.4, active community, anti cheat, Community, cream, Discord, friendly players, Griefing allowed, HARD, Ice, Mature, Minimalist, new player friendly, no pay to win, No Resets, Noreset, open world, Place, player-driven economy, PvP, PvP enabled, Redstone, sandwiched, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SpawnTrapped Minecraft Server
Server IP Address	mc.spawntrapped.org
Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
Features	Redstone functionality, 4-year-old world with no resets, no chat reports, PvP allowed under certain conditions, no teleport commands, discord community available

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: Cheats are not allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

A: No, there are no teleport commands like tpa or sethome on this server.

Q: Is the server running the Paper plugin?

A: No, the server does not run Paper plugin, so redstone functionality is not compromised.

Q: Are there resets on the server?

A: There are no resets on this server, maintaining the same world for over 4 years.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Killing other players is allowed if you are attacked first. Continuous killing may result in both players being kicked out.

Q: Are there staff members constantly monitoring and following players?

A: No, there are no clingy staff members constantly monitoring players on the server.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/DGZayNyqPM

Block Breaker’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you knock-knock jokes before exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the villagers are the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants you unlimited cheeseburgers for life.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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NOOO GO TO FRANCE OR EGYPT better – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, African travel, bucket list, culture, Destination, dream vacation, egypt, European travel, exotic destinations, Explore, France, History, international travel, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Nooo, North Africa, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us on our server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers are all aspiring stand-up comedians, and the chickens have formed a punk rock band. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the llama fashion show happening every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden potato scepter and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of evil rabbits. And let’s not forget about the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret passion for baking cupcakes and challenges players to bake-offs in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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