On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!
Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.
So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.
So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?
So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”
Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.
Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!
Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.
So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!
WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!
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| WestWood is the ultimate competitive factions experience! Build your empire, raid enemies, and dominate the battlefield. Fight for control over King of the Hill (KotH), conquer Raiding Outposts, and prove your strength in intense PvP battles! |
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| IP: Westwood.cloud Discord: Join Here! |
🔥 Are you ready for war?
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| What is the IP address of the server? | The IP address is Westwood.cloud |
| How can I join the Discord server? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link: Join Here! |
| What are some of the features of the server? | The server offers classic & competitive factions, daily KotH events, raiding outpost rewards, crates, ranks, and more! |
Our server is like a virtual reiki session, but with more explosions and less judgement. Explore our vast world and let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you to “just get stronger” or “eat more” (unless you’re talking about in-game food, of course).
Forget about real-life family drama and dive into a world where the only family you have to deal with are the mobs trying to take you down. Build alliances with other players and conquer the virtual universe together.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s mom acting as a healer when you can have a whole community of players to support you? Plus, our server is 100% astrology-free, guaranteed!
so like, imagine this: you’re chilling in your cozy little minecraft house, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the macarena with you! 🐷🕺🏼
we have the most insane stories to tell on our server – like the time a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to a real-life candy land! 🍭🎢
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles – it’s like a fancy llama tea party down there! ☕️🎩
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen! plus, we promise not to steal your non-alcoholic wine or mixed drinks – unless you want us to, of course! 🍷🍹
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🚀🤪 #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #llamateaparty
| IP Address | play.broomstix.net |
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| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Online In-game Map | View Map |
Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together on our server without needing a Java account.
No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent it and ensure a positive playing experience for all.
You can use ProtectionStones to claim land and protect your builds from other players.
We have a main PvP arena, free fly Sundays, and various community events that are regularly scheduled.
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft world.
We’ve got crazy events that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing till you cry.
Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and wacky server out there.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embrace the bad luck, then come on down and join us!