LambdaCraft Minecraft Servers

LambdaCraft Minecraft Servers

  • LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

    LambdaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of coding in pure lambdas and feeling like you’re writing in machine language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with fastlisp! We’ve taken pure lambdas and made them behave more like scheme, making coding a breeze.

    After 12 years of research, we are so confident in fastlisp that we’re willing to stake everything on it. Sure, there are haters out there trying to shut us down, but they’ll be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. In 100 years, we’ll be hailed as the next Nikola Tesla or Leonardo da Vinci.

    Join our server and be a part of the fastlisp revolution! Our ancestors are smiling down on us, and even the extraterrestrials are cheering us on. So come on, join us and witness the power of fastlisp – the language of the Enterprise! Who knows, maybe one day your offspring will code in our language and you’ll be smiling down from heaven, proud of your decision to join us. Remember, our power is also in you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoGuns4AfD

    NoGuns4AfD
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3922
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

    Blowjob-Proof Minecraft
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6389
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 422 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

    PhasedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3492
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

    AnimeAddict Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1494
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 197 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

    With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

    ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4381
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

    So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TidyCraft Minecraft Server

    TidyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5331
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenCashCraft

    TeenCashCraft
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 476
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPistolProtestors

    PixelPistolProtestors
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 735
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8765 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SongTitleHatersMC

    SongTitleHatersMC
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2183
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 9595
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

    imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

    we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

    plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

    so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

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