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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	8443
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2865	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1046
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7053
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3778	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Netherite Network

age-friendly, AmethystNetwork.net, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, gaming experience, Gens, Hub, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Netherite Network, Network, PG environment, Prison, Professional staff, Saturday events, server ip, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

========== Netherite Network ========== our goal for the Netherite network is to create a place for everyone of all ages to be able to play in a safe and PG environment We offer many game servers such as Mini-Games which we host every Saturday Creative Survival Gens KitPVP and a Hub where players can connect and show off their cosmetics and more We want to provide the best gaming experience possible with amazing professional staff who want to help the community Server IP: AmethystNetwork.net The Amethyst Network is a Minecraft server Network with gamemodes like SMP Gens Mini-Games KitPVP and More

66.165.236.178:50009

Source of Fun Minecraft Server

Assistance, Community, Curious, discovery, forum, Fun, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet, investigation, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Origin, query, question.., research, seeking, Server, source, source identification, unknown

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	982	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, all while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!