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””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	3647
Void Armor Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	357
Villages Defended:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PuppyCraft, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

aita, apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, Venmo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

anti-social, boring life, Hermit, homebody, Introvert, isolated existence, ISOLATION, lack of social life, Loneliness, LONER, Minecraft, mundane existence, no friends, no hobbies, no life, NoLifeGamer, Recluse, shut-in, smp, social outcast, solitary lifestyle, stay at home, Uneventful

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	123
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

MinecraftMysteryMadness

bewildering, BIZARRE, bizarre occurrences, eerie, Enigmatic, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, MinecraftMysteryMadness, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange experiences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3774	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Clock Control Craft

biological clock, biological rhythms, body clock, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, clock, control, Craft, genetic regulation, jet lag treatment, light therapy, melatonin production, molecular mechanisms, protein function, seasonal adjustments, shift work, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	362142
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

Badlands, Chaos, comrades, Discord, Divine, doesnt, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, matter, Minecraft, Overthrow, power, Reign, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rules, Rustic, Server, Spelling, Vanilla, Worship

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9063
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming community discussions, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming style, Masters, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, pvp games, Server, Singleplayer, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8433	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	7817	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!