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The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	564
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9128	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7087	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3733	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	9724
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	2100	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	271	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	755	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6647	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

Yeet The Pajeet Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and are greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink fluffy unicorns roaming the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and absurdities await you in this wacky world!